I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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