god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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