Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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