What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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