Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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