Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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