he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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