It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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