We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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