But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
The ass gains better be worth it
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