i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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