What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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