Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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