8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I wish I only lived at night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So. Much. Porn.
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