kristin has been a bad kristin
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
