he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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