There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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