You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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