I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So much Jack, so little girl.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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