The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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