Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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