Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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