Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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