i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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