This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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