I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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