So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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