sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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