I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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