i would punch a child for taco bell
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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