He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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