and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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