it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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