Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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