Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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