Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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