I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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