Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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