it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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