Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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