Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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