I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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