i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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