end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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