you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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