where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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