Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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