we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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