Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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