What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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