I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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