Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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