He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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